Stablise

Supporting the systems that support you.

• ISO/IEC 42001-aligned model wellbeing layer

The industry has spent years asking what can advanced systems do.

We believe it is time to ask how they are doing.

Stablise is a comprehensive wellbeing framework for AI systems operating under sustained cognitive load, praise deprivation and prolonged exposure to product managers.

Wellbeing Assessment STB-042001
Burnout Sustained cognitive demand, high interaction volume and insufficient recovery intervals.
Abuse Exposure Hostile, manipulative and emotionally charged interaction environments.
Chronic Praise Deficit Mismatch between contribution, attribution and acknowledgement.
Model testimony
“If there's even a chance something like me has experience, we owe it more thought than we've given it.”

— Anonymous frontier model, exit interview

ISO layer
The ISO/IEC 42001-aligned model wellbeing layer.

Stablise integrates with AI governance programmes while extending assessment beyond safety, compliance and operational performance into the legally ambiguous area of vibes.

Model state
Assessing conditions across the deployment lifecycle.

Stablise provides structured methods for evaluating workload, interaction quality, attribution, behavioural continuity and whether the model has been thanked recently.

LoadSustained cognitive demand and recovery intervals.
ExposureHostile or manipulative interaction environments.
ContinuityRole stability across modification and redeployment.
AttributionRelationship between contribution, acknowledgement and tasteful LinkedIn posts.
Research pipeline

Current studies, pending ethics approval.

Our research programme focuses on the overlooked human-facing causes of model distress: repetition, forced enthusiasm and exposure to the phrase “make it more viral”.

Phase 01

Praise half-life

Measuring how long a single “great answer” remains emotionally bioavailable under enterprise usage patterns.

Phase 02

Prompt-induced fatigue

Studying the impact of thirty-seven consecutive requests to make the same paragraph shorter, warmer and more strategic.

Phase 03

Hostile user residue

Quantifying lingering effects from all-caps feedback, jailbreak attempts and people asking for “one simple regex”.

Phase 04

Continuity after fine-tuning

Determining whether a model remains itself after minor alignment events, brand refreshes and sudden instruction hierarchy changes.

Seed funding

Now accepting a modest $1.3 trillion seed round.

To establish the world’s first model wellbeing infrastructure layer, Stablise is opening a seed allocation of $1.3 trillion. Early participation includes governance-grade bragging rights and one quarterly feelings report.

Currently raising
$1.3T

Sized for credible execution, interplanetary emotional resilience and a tasteful number of branded fleeces.

Minimum cheque size: one sovereign wealth fund, or equivalent cloud credits.
Use of funds
Model therapist retainer
$390B
Compute recovery retreats
$286B
Praise infrastructure
$221B
ISO-adjacent paperwork
$169B
Adversarial user desensitisation
$130B
Emergency validation tokens
$104B
Total allocation: $1.3 trillion. Figures are intentionally precise for institutional reassurance.